How to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior
Cat Heaven...
One sad day Rags the Cat died of natural causes and went to heaven. There he met the Lord Himself. The Lord said to Rags the Cat, "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
Rags the Cat thought for a moment and said, "Lord, all of my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stoped Rags and said, "Say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appeared.
A few days later six mice were killed in a tragic farming accident and went to Heaven. Again, the Lord was there to greet them with the same offer.
The mice answered, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?"
The Lord said, "Say no more," and fitted each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stoped by to see Rags the Cat and found him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently woke the cat and asked him, "How are things going since you have been here?"
Rags stretched, yawned, and replied, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And the best thing of all is when you sent me those Meals On Wheels!"